Wanted: Porky The Pig Duck!

I have a little rivalry with a certain coworker here. It's always been funny, how nasty we are to each other especially since it's all in fun. There's been some beachball warfare. We're always telling each other to stop slacking and start working. Last Friday morning he told everyone that if they wanted anything from the deli, to just let me know. So upon returning to my desk I found requests for sesame bagels and buttered rolls. I ended up going because I wanted a Snapple, but its the principle of the thing.

Well now he's taken it too far.

Porky the Pig Duck is missing from my desk. He told me the next time I see Porky, he'll be hanging from a noose. I'm slightly worried because there's been a couple of giraffe stressball beheadings and I will not let Porky the Pig Duck be subjected to the same fate as the giraffes.

So this is a plea. Give Porky the Pig Duck back or it's on. If that Pig Duck is hurt in any way, shape or form...

THIS MEANS WAR.

It's funny how attached to a little toy people can get. But good for branding, no?