Unappetizing Promotion

I am a huge fan of pizza. Pepperoni, double cheese, peppers...you put it on it, I will eat it. And I know that many others feel the same way. Currently, my New Year's diet is still going strong so I have been strongly resisting the urge for its doughy, cheesy goodness. It's been hard to resist temptation, especially since we were all sent an email this morning stating that pizza is being provided for lunch. However, after seeing this promotion, I can most definitely resist.

An unheard of (and in my opinion unholy) alliance was formed between a pizzeria and a pest control company. The exterminator paid for the pizza boxes and had them custom imprinted with an image of a thoroughly disgusting cockroach. If I ever saw this in person, not only would I never order from that pizza place again, I would probably throw out the rest of the pie, no matter how good it happened to be. I wonder if there was a joint promotion. Promotional fly swatters delivered with the pizza perhaps? Or is the exterminator handing out imprinted pizza cutters?

Either way, it's a bad idea. However, I'm looking forward to my lunchtime salad.