My Business Card...Is a Ninja

So I keep relating back to our good friend who was so obsessed with his $4 business card that took him 25 years to design, that doesn't fit in a rolodex because it doesn't belong in a Rolodex. And it really makes me appreciate this business card because it's a Ninja Star. And Ninja stars can take people down. Hard. Talk about taking out the competition. This business card may not be foil stamped. It may not be debossed. But it could whup your butt!